A Valuable Lesson for R-Pattz

Posted 7/26/12 by D-Mac

Well, according to the dailymail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2179120/Why-Robert-Pattinson-say-Kristen-Stewart-affair–yet.html

Robert Pattinson is still in shock over Kristen Stewart cheating on him with her Snow White and the Hunstman director. Now sure, you could say that their whole relationship has just been a publicity stunt and they were contractually obligated to be “dating” until the last of the movies hit the theaters.. and this whole cheating thing right before the last movie is set to come out is the grand finale that drums up chatter about the movie and allows them to have a legitimate reason to go their seperate ways when all is said and done.. Now sure, you could say that and it would be true..

But if you’re going to take a less cyncial look at it.. and look at it from the standpoint of what an average Twilight reader could wrap their head around.. R-Pattz found out a simple fact. Yeah, a chick might pretend to be interested in the things you’re interested in when you’re first dating her (“Oh yeah.. you’re a vampire? That’s cool.. I like vampires. Yeah, let’s go to your vampire baseball game.. Sure.”) But once you put a ring on that finger and all of a sudden you have a kid together (even if it’s a vampire baby whose destiny is to be porked by your frenemy werewolf that you hang out with.).. well , all bets are off my friend. Shit changes real quick.

Hang in there, Rob. I’m sure someday you’ll look back at the fact that you even dated the expressionless wonder and have a good laugh about it all as you have Twilight groupies servicing you 24/7 wherever you go.

So that’s who buys the logo-less, generic baseball uniforms and hats at Modell’s!

D-Mac

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